March Update: Mistakes and Making Amends
13 days ago
– Wed, Apr 10, 2024 at 09:26:50 AM
Hello backers,
Now that we've got Dr. Grordbort's Scientific Adventure Violence in our hands, it has been brought to our attention that we allowed some errors to slip through during production. We want to acknowledge that and offer an apology to all our backers. Two of the stretch goals met during the campaign did not make it into our production specifications, and due to that mistake, the Ribbons and the Spot Varnish on the cover were not included in the final manufacturing of the books. We let you down and we humbly apologize for it.
While it is too late to correct those errors at this stage, we wanted to offer you something to make amends. Brian at Crowbar Creative generously provided extra material that was tentatively planned for a later supplement, and helped us get it into shape so that we could release it now to all of you as a free download. We know this does not un-do our mistake, but we do hope it provides you with entertainment and enjoyment.
Lord Cockswain's Guide to Advanced Adventure Violents (Science Optional) contains 38 pages of new tables for Weaponry, Gadgetronics, Armor, Vehicles & Artillery, 14 new random encounter tables, and much more!
You can get the full PDF download via backerkit, but here is a sneak-peak at the cover.
While it is available only digitally for backers, it's possible it may be in print in the future. We will update you if/ when that happens!
Thank you all for your support and understanding, we will always strive to improve while acknowledging the mistakes we make along the way.
The Exalted Funeral Team and Crowbar Creative
Also be sure to check out Exalted Funeral's latest KickstarterMystic Punks Tabletop Roleplaying Game ! This TTRPG allows players to (maybe) save the world from utter annihilation from unholy eldritch gods, possessed high school lunch ladies, and gooey otherworldly bandits with a proclivity for prodding.
US and ROW Fulfillment has started!
3 months ago
– Mon, Feb 05, 2024 at 02:43:47 PM
Hello Backers!
The books and screens arrived safely in our warehouse late last week. Look at these beautiful pallets!
Fulfillment has now started to the US and the Rest of the World. Look out for those tracking emails throughout the week.
EU and UK is almost complete. Hooray!
We will post another update once fulfillment is complete, so please wait until that time to reach out if you have not received a tracking email yet.
As always, feel free to reach out to [email protected] if you have any questions or concerns.
Thanks so much!
Exalted Funeral and Crowbar Creative
January Update: Fulfillment Timeline!
3 months ago
– Wed, Jan 24, 2024 at 11:03:24 AM
Hello Everyone!
We are so excited to be sending an update with shipping timelines!
UK, AU, NZ and EU
Everything has arrived at our warehouses in the UK and in the Netherlands. UK, AU, and NZ orders will be fulfilled from the UK warehouse, and European orders will be fulfilled from the Netherlands. Those orders will begin shipping out this week and will continue into next week. You'll receive tracking info via email when your items ship.
US and Rest of World
The Core Rule Book and GM Screen have arrived in port in the US as of today and should arrive at our warehouse next week, where all the other items are waiting. Once the book and screen are in the warehouse (expected arrival date is the week of Feb. 5th), we'll start shipping all US and ROW orders. We'll send another update when that happens.
Please reach out to us at [email protected] if you need any assistance or have any questions.
Thanks so much for your support and patience. It has been a longer wait than anticipated, but we hope you'll be as happy with the final product as we are.
Exalted Funeral and Crowbar Creative
Addresses locking to prepare for shipping!
4 months ago
– Fri, Jan 05, 2024 at 01:33:12 AM
Hello Backers!
A quick update to say we will be locking addresses next week in anticipation of the fulfillment starting over the next few weeks. More on specific start dates in the next update!
On Monday January 8th you will receive an email notifying you that your address will lock in 48 hours. This means you will have 48 hours from the time you receive the email to make any address changes. After your address locks there will be a very small window before shipping begins where any last minute address updates can be made. If you find that you need to make an adjustment after addresses lock, please reach out to us at [email protected] and we will be happy to help you with this! Address adjustments can be made starting now up until they lock next Wednesday.
Thanks!
Exalted Funeral and Crowbar Creative
December Update: Anchors Aweigh!
4 months ago
– Fri, Dec 22, 2023 at 04:47:43 PM
The books are printed, packed, palleted, and on route to our warehouses!
As you know, all the other products (screens, dice, dice trays, patches, pins, tshirts, zines) are already in the warehouses, and we anticipate having the books arrive by February.
So everything is on-track, per the schedule we provided last month. We'll provide an updated fulfilment schedule in the January update.
From everybody on team DrG, thank you for your support, enthusiasm, and patience this year. We wish you all a violently scientific holiday season and a very happy new year!
All our best,
Exalted Funeral & Crowbar Creative
